Looking for a job.

[derekbroad]

I saw a job advertised in London as a fanny waxers assistant.
Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub in oil after waxing.
When I asked at the job centre, they said I´d have to go to Cornwall.
I asked why, is that where the job is?
No they said, that´s where the back of the queue is.