A woman was travelling to a nearby town for a weekend away. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to make the step only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time she triedto make the step. Again, much to her annoyance, she couldn't raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver she again reached behind her to unzip her skirt even more.
It was about this time a large man behind picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The woman went ballistic and turned to the man. "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who you are," she yelled.
The man smiled and said: "Well, normally I'd agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured we were friends".
BUS STOP ..
BUS STOP
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean.
One’s a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean.
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